Party of One

Too tired, too high
To try and socialize
I'm late for my date
With gay porn and Chick Fil A
Fuck off while I watch
Another sixties doc
Let me know where you go
But I'm gonna stay home

Sorry you can't come
To my party of one
Sorry you can't come
It's a party of one

Don't waste my time
Too busy for you tonight
I'll unpack the cold case
Of Tupac and JonBenet
And jack off while I watch
The microwave clock
Let me know where you go
But I'm gonna stay home

Sorry you can't come
To my party of one
Sorry you can't come
It's a party of one

I think I might be psychic
My doctor says I'm manic
They wanna up my dose
I'm just paranoid
Why'd you leave me alone?

I'm sorry you can't come
To my party of one
I'm sorry you can't come
It's a party of one
Sorry you can't come
To my party of one

Fuck off