We’re Crap (And We Know We Are)

Well the light shined bright for me one night
We were gonna go far, we were gonna be stars
It only seemed like the very next day
Bloody wheels fell off, the dreams fade away
I caught a glimpse of a sad old loser
Must be a mirror in this dark old boozer
The kit's all wrecked, the PA's on hire
It's only now, that I realise

We're crap, and we know we are
We're crass, and it's so bizarre
White trash, I'm alone in hеre
We're crap, and wе know we are

The old stuff's dead, and the new stuff's pants
Ripped off tunes and a football chant
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
Don't look at us, we're as pissed as you

We're crap, and we know we are
We're crass, and it's so bizarre
White trash, I'm alone in here
We're crap, and we know we are

What's this all about? Deadbeat's noses
Blue and red roses, fancy crap poses
Ham, cheese and pickle
Slap and tickle, don't be so fickle
Supermarket glasses, comedies and farses
Underweight classes
Regulations, infactuations
Premature ejaculations
Full of sand, a quick right hand
Girls called Mand
Undercooked chicken, no-one lickin'
Things to put your dick in
That's what it's all about

Well the lights shined bright for just one night
Never did go far, never was no star
It'll be alright, when we're so big
And no-one remembers the Saturday gigs
I can't ride down the atmosphere
Or the feeling I get from just being here
To take it all in, it takes true grit
When the writing on the van
It says, 'You are shit'

We're crap, and we know we are
We're crass, and it's so bizarre
White trash, I'm alone in here
We're crap, and we know we are
We're crap, and we know we are
We're crass, and it's so bizarre
White trash, I'm alone in here
We're crap, and we know we are

Oi! Crap!
Oi! Crap!
Oi! Crap!
Oi!

Oi! Crap!
Oi! Crap!
Oi! Crap!
Oi!

We're crap, and we know we are
We're crass, and it's so bizarre
White trash, I'm alone in here
We're crap, and we know we are
We're crap, and we know we are
We're crass, and it's so bizarre
White trash, I'm alone in here
We're crap, and we know we are
We're crap!

See you next week
See you next week lads
Coming back

About 3 months time, you'll be with our agents
You'll, it'll be at the back you can negotiate with him but
I'm afraid we're gonna have to pay at least 25 pounds less than...
Well, you can play for free if you want, alright