Better Ideas & Worse Solutions

Walk right into the nearest bar
Step in front of that speeding car
See the clown smiling when you canʼt find your grin
Turn to the hose when youʼre out of luck
Close the windows of your truck
See the clown laughing cause you lost your wind
Crawling slowly out of your lair
Away from your motherʼs evil stare
See the clown trembling cause of your second chance
Do whatever you have to do
Itʼs all about persistency so either way you're screwed
See the clown screaming cause you gave him the clap

Shout higher little brother cause they canʼt hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, But like the monsters said, itʼs just a satanic drug thing, or something...

Peeling off that worn out shoe
To stick your feet into something new
Another clown has entered walking with a strut
This will work just fine you think
Then to stop thinking you start to drink
The old clown has stabbed the new one in his gut
Somenoneʼs laughing out loud again
Theyʼre laughing and theyʼre laughing and they wanna come in
The clownʼs mouth is foaming while he getʼs undressed
Self control? No not at all
The clown is now inside you, heʼs a hundred feet long
Feel him firm his grip, feel him inside your chest

Shout higher little sister cause they canʼt hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, But like the monsters said, itʼs just a satanic drug thing, or something...

Then they came and found you lying, crying out there on the street
They stick their noses in front of yours, they start to talk, but youʼre feeling kinda beat
They claim that you should just walk away now
You shouldnʼt be messing around with that clown
You say Iʼm gonna slit that clownʼs throat and then Iʼll stick him in the ground

Shout higher little brother cause they canʼt hear a thing
Cry louder if you want them to start breaking in
Scream higher, But like the monsters said, itʼs just a satanic drug thing
Scream higher, Shout louder, Scream, Shout, Scream, Shout it and