Analog Snob (EP Version)
He's the analog snob
The type to ruin parties
The type to ask you
What turntable the DJ has
He's the type
Who went to the skate park
when he was a kid
Then he grew old
He's an analog snob
The type to ask you about your turntable
The type to ask you
What kind of VHS machine
You've got kickin' around
The type to do things
And take things
And break things
And make things
Because he thinks he can
He really just breaks some old radio machines
You'll never see em' again
And if you ask him
How any of it works
He couldn't tell ya
But he says modern stuff's the worst
He won't buy anything
Made after the 80s
He won't get anything
That doesn't have a tube in it
Or a transistor
Or some-bull-shit