If You Were Little

If you were little
I'd put you in my pocket
I'd take you home and rock you
In my old rockin' chair

I'd tell you funny stories
And feed you strawberry shortcake
Without too much sugar
And wash you in the bath tub
And brush your crinky hair

If you were little
No bigger than a kitten
I'd tuck you in my pocket
And carry you around

I'd feed you strawberry shortcake
Without too much sugar
And when my special friends came by
I'd even let them hold you
Because I am so proud