Samantha
One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
As I crept the passage
Only just but faint
In and out of the central heating
It came and then went
Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh she slept on
Well, I've itched a thousand itches
But this one tops them all
While crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call
Springing up in disbelief
Suspension spilt
And peering in a bathroom mirror
Hung the men with guilt
Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh she slept on
One night in a cold cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh...
Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
There were all sorts of funny faces being pulled
But mine was the funniest face of them all
Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh she slept on
But ooh she slept on