Mad About Bars - S5-E2

Ay, I swear Fermz and Renz patterned this
Lagga lagga oi boi yoi

In the barber shop with no shank
Can't even Snap, true, my ting's on open
(Woah)
Need to send out a yute on loan quick time
Before the transfer window closes (Whoosh)
On the inside lane
True that I thought that the
Highway cops was police approachin' (Shit)
Divertin' a sales to a next number
'Cause it's loose and this hotline's stolen
(Brr)
Me and my gyal ain't ever watched Frozen
She dropped me to cunch when
The vehics was broken (Neaw)
In the T house and one cat's pissed
'Cah he's brass and he's watchin'
The other one smokin' (Shit)
After I bag up, give him some crumbs
That's problem solvin'
Countless times I took trips from Galton
Now I'm hands off, I got no involvement
(Hands off) i can't control bro
But if I tell him "shoot"
Then he's got no choice (Dig it)
Last night I had to run a man down
Screamin' "don't run", now I got no voice
(Don't run) '014, I seen ten racks in coins
That why I think the 9 to 5 ting's moist
Can't tell a bitch 'bout the road
That's void
That's how you get dropped like David Moyes
(Get dropped) gotta google the Lyca bundle
I forgot the code for the hundreth time
My girl just text sayin', "Must be nice"
But she's sarcastic 'cah nothing's nice
(Haha) worker didn't link crew for nine
We ain't scored for weeks on someone's line
When you have TT
You don't have to punch up guys
'Cah boy better know that's a fuckin' hype
(Next hype)
Induction wing with my fists stuck up
Man, there's no scrams in HMP (Bow)
On remand tryna save is peak
But fifteen a week weren't made for me
Riskin' your life to go spend it on a jeet
I'd rather go work in Sainsbury's
Used to ask me to train with teams
And after pay wages to Wayne and Lee
(Woi yoi) but seperate to that
I be coppin' these sticks
For these niggas that think I ain't got pride
Bro said we can sit back and watch man ride
Let's play a high line and catch man offside
(Dudu, bow)
Had to use socks 'cah I left my gloves
Wardrobe malfunction
Wrong way down the one-way junction
Told this posh ting that I do construction
(Skrr) i was sixteen handin' cats packs
Really thinkin' they'd come back proper
(Huh?) ended up runnin' off on the plug
I'm debatin' if I'm tapped if
I give them copper (Mad head)
Jailhouse, when it was gym time
In shorts and vest didn't have no locker
Trackie folded up while man played soccer
Zanco not workin', this stupid blocker
(Stupid blocker)
This magazine holds nine but
It only shoots seven
Man, this one's complex (Glee, glee)
Used to have B in his cardi'
Now he needs him a QC to get him off set
(Straight up)
A stick named Chip got one press
When I first heard it I
Thought it was nonsense
Now I'm in a bush with a 16
Put it on rapid, make it beat constant (Brrr)
Due to turn a nine to a HB
And do fourty stones for twenty-five quid
(M-m-m)
Been up and down these stairs so much
It feels like I'm exercisin' (Knackered)
I heard bro say "I recognise him"
Need to find how and identify it
(Who's that?) first time it was mesmerisin'
Now I dash the magic and terrorise it
(Whip, whip)
If I ain't got no iron, I'm lackin'
Like I'm deficient for vitamin D (Haha)
This brown corn ain't no cinnamon sweets
Tell Claire, "You're too far
Need deliverin' fee"
Took a chase through park
These dumb jakes think they're
Quicker than me (Than who?)
Walked in the bando and I couldn't see Keith
But Joe said he's next
Door pinnin' with Steve part I I

Heard the scousers got bagged in town
Told bro, "Now it's our time to capitalise"
24 hour shifts for the next week
No loggin' off, no nappin' at night
(Let's go)
Old school, phoned and stayed in the QB
(Huh?)
Could've got excited and slapped it for five
Nowadays I can't lie, I got more sense on
Pebble the stain, tell us the line (Bow)
Soakin' that food, yeah, I had it for time
'Til I learnt how the girl
And the magic combine (Whip)
We just done 90 in a 30 zone
Phone up a cat, make him handle the fine
Man had to hop off the two wheel revs
'Cah I nearly fell off
I couldn't manage the bike (Neaw)
So if you see me behind the
Wheel of a four wheel vehics
Don't be actin' surprised
Gotta leave Brum before 4 O'Clock
'Cah it might take a hour to get out the city
Bando ting is more calmer at Andy's
But I definitely made more at Jimmy's
Been quite a while I ain't had no sizzys
So I gotta do a footstep
And find some kitties
This is Brum town, man don't get chingy
By the age of fifteen
Man put five on thingys (Boom)
Growin'-growin' up
All I wanted was a dotty with
The bells in the black case (Huh)
And why's my man pullin' a mad face?
That's the same thing that
Puts yutes in ashtrays
Paramedic check, so you man move awkward
When madman pull, man madman forward
He was on free flow gettin' escorted
The only time I hid was from Miss Horton
(Pussy)