Honolulu Joe

He stands six foot tall, he's bleach blonde cool
He drives a bargain
He goes to the beach all day but to his dismay
The girls all think that he's a creep
When night time comes around, he's no where to be found

Honolulu Joe (Honolulu Joe)
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe
Honolulu Joe
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe

He stands at night and he cuts quite a sight
In his white suit and that hat
He's with the CIA, that's what they say
He works for sit down pulling that
He knows the pitch is city-side
For a drink he will confide

Honolulu Joe
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe
Honolulu Joe
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe

Honolulu Joe
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe
Honolulu Joe
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe

They smile at him and he's swimming again
He has to keep in train
When a mystery man, with a scar and a tan
Leaves a looker full of lead in him
And as the world returns to right
It's ours I hope in fright

Honolulu Joe
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe
Honolulu Joe
Honolulu Joe Joe Joe

Honolulu Joe