Such A Mess

Been around the country from a, east to west
I never thought I will ever see such a mess
20 in the waist and 40 across the chest
Whose that girl in that sack dress
High on the shoulders and it's quarter slack
Tight in the front and loose across the back
Teenagers pulling and they snatching at the racks
They want a great big dress with a whole lotta slack
Ding dong bong goes the money machine
Two slot dress is for a teenage queen
Whoa!

Now all around the world everywhere you go
They got 5 sack dresses but they want some morе
If they toed? knickers thеy wired to the pole
Now sack dress man made mighty gold