Seas of Beer

Here I found myself
Sober and bored to death
Victim of a terrible curse
Too evil for this verse

A witch casted a spell
Through sobriety I must dwell
No matter how much I try
'Till death I will go dry

Now I go from bar to bar
Drinking everything I can chug
Still I can't get drunk no more
How will I drown my sore?

Then I met a filthy old man
Missing an eye, a hook for a hand
He said: I know what to do
You need a ship and a crew

Prepare for it will be rude
You need to find the sacred brew
The brebage from many tales
Can be found in the seas of ale

Set sail, we're on a quest
And we'll have no sleep nor rest
Be proud and have no fear
Come and sail the seas of beer

Set sail, we're on a quest
And we'll have no sleep nor rest
Be proud and have no fear
Come and sail the seas of beer

So our journey has begun
Riding the waves for endless fun
Let's go my privateers
Set course to the seas of beer

Thirty-six nights at sea
We arrive our destiny
The waters are no longer blue
Turned golden, the tales are true

At last we found land
Glory is just at hand
Get your shovels and start to dig
The sacred brew lies beneath

We digged hole after hole
Then something enlightened my soul
A magnificient chest before me
The curse is over, at last free

Get it out and break the locks
Look inside the big ol' box
There is a note: ''we took the brew''
Signed by, the Alestorm crew

Set sail, we're on a quest
And we'll have no sleep nor rest
Be proud and have no fear
Come and sail the seas of beer

Set sail, we're on a quest
And we'll have no sleep nor rest
Be proud and have no fear
Come and sail the seas of beer