Is Your Crazy Gettin’ Lazy?
Used to suck back a beer for breakfast
Necessary grease for the gears
Used to roll up your joints while drivin'
While you let the passenger steer
But your stones ain’t a rollin'
Used to drive like it's stolen
Well ya used to gobble pills
Now you’re payin' all your bills
Is your crazy gettin' lazy?
Used to guzzle wine, now you're sober all the time
Is your crazy, gettin' lazy?
Oh, yeah
Used to hang with the pimps and strippers
Bikers, hookers, hustlers, queers
Now lookin' a bit more timid
Ya traded in your circle of peers
Gettin' shot by the homies
Ripped it up like a rodeo
Well ya had a million tricks, just to get another fix
Is your crazy gettin' lazy?
Used to snort a thousand lines, got it up a second time
Is your crazy gettin’ lazy?
Learned the latest dance, just to get into her pants
Did your crazy turn to lazy?
Now your sittin’ home, jerkin' off and all alone
Guess your crazy, just got lazy?
Oh, yeah
Now your countin’ your carbs at dinner
Do you think you stripped all the gears?
Do you play for the saints or sinners?
Do ya know? Do ya know? Do ya KNOW!?
Used to love to drive at one hundred twenty five
But your crazy's gettin' lazy
Kickin up the dust, has only turned to rust
Is your crazy gettin' lazy?
Following the rules, dropped your daughter off at school
Guess your crazy’s gettin' lazy
Learned the latest dance, just to get into her pants
Is your crazy gettin' lazy? oh yeah