You Fucking Emo! (Intro)

[Intro: Literal Colby, Jeffree Star]
Who the fuck is calling me?
Not this bitch
Ugh, okay (I'm gonna break your hear—)

[Interlude: Literal Colby, Amberlicious]
Hello?
Hey, flop, it's Amber
So, I heard you're dropping an album
And I just wanted to say, you should scrap that shit
Like, I heard your singles, they fucking suck
Like, save yourself the embarrassment
And just don't release that music
And while I'm talking about like embarrassing things
Uh, let's talk about the MySpace
It's so embarrassing, I get that you're emo
I see the hair, I see the clothes
I know what you're going for, it just looks a mess
So, yeah, and then my party this weekend
Like, you're not invited, because I don't invite emo people to my parties
And, like, bitch I'm not tryna have a whole my Chemical Romance reunion on the fucking dance floor
I'm tryna have fun, so, yeah
You see the pictures on Facebook, you aren't invited
You know, so, goodbye