Woppi King

[Intro]
They say, when you die, and after burial
You come back like an insect or animal
I hear some people come back as a mule
Some come back as a sow
And some come back like a cow
Well, I can't say much about that
Because I never hear of anyone who dead
And come back and tell we how that stay
All I know that people who died twenty, thirty years ago
Form an association in hell, and writing living people
Telling them the condition down there

[Verse]
Well, Woppi King is the head of everything, him give all the orders
And Two Gun Rhygin from Lime Key, and di daughter Bartley
Sorill from Coronation Market
Doctor Sploom, the one weh kill the man dog
And was roasting it in the back yard and the man shoot him
Hilton, that come from America
When somebody write him, and tell him say him wife have a man
Poor fella, and him take him gum and shoot him wife under a cellar
Well, the whole of them are under pressure down there
Well, I know that you must know Professor Brown
Him is still in him bloom, inviting people in him dark room
But one thing again, they can't get no cherish to buy
They can't get no music, them can't get no cherish
So Woppi King write about him sound system man
And write Count Suckle from Paddington, Jim Dandy from Brixton
Duke Neville and Duke Sonny from Birmingham
And Bishop the High Priest
And Count Bust the Black Prince from Brixton
Asking them if them can come play fi him Easter Monday night
Because them want have a big dance in hell
But I hear say Woppi King
Have a sound system fi himself name The Scorpion
But him can't get no record

[Outro]
Well, the gal weh deh dead in a the Kendall crash
It she send the cherish
Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight
Still, Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife
So Professor Brown decide fi part
Woppi King lick the man with a banana stalk
And send him reeling like a hand cart
Anyhow, Rubaal and Dyas, and Ken Cott
Snd them regards, and Woppi King