Redneck Santa Claus

You know, everybody makes fun of rednecks until their car breaks down. Then everybody likes a redneck

I like Redneck Santy Claus

Redneck Santy Claus has his sleigh up on lifts
Drinks Old Milwaukee, likes grits and tits

Redneck Santy Claus don't take no crap
He likes rock 'n roll, none of that rap

Redneck Santy Claus plays really good darts
And when he's got gas, always claims his farts

Redneck Santy Claus likes girls in tight jeans
Big ol' Bert and Ernies, you know what I mean

Redneck Santy Claus likes hunting wild hogs
And sticking firecrackers in a bunch of bullfrogs

Redneck Santy Claus flies the Confederate flag
And if you don't like it, then you're a commie fag

God bless Redneck Santy Claus

*fart* Excuse me