Can’t Understand My Accent

It was my parent's anniversary a while
Back it was a big deal, you
Know, it's their 50th anniversary we get
All dressed up and sure enough
We pull away, they forget a lot of our
Food in the bag there
And, uh so we gotta pull all
The way back around there
You know gotta pick up two more
Burgers and some ketchup packets

They's a lot of dumb people out there
I tell
You what they's a fella down in Florida
Stripped naked and swam with the
Killer whale at SeaWorld
And it killed him duh! Alright? And now, the
Parents is suing SeaWorld! Said there
Wasn't enough warning signs
What in the- Ain't the word 'killer whale'
Enough of a warning to
Keep your waterhead kid
Out of the fishtank down there? I mean
You ain't gotta be head cashier at
The Walmart to figure out
You you don't swim with the
Killer shark fish up there

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