Don’t Try This At Home

I see you
Cut it out

Little man, mouthing the words to this song
Can't understand…
How could you?
The extent of the hurt they come from

I know that you feel free when you strum along
But I know how wrong your dreams can go

Don't try this at home
Don't try this when you're alone
Don't try this at home
You're gonna hurt yourself
Yeah, I know

'Cause I was exactly the same kid as you
Making my moves in a mirror
I wanted to be just like Lou

A Rock 'n' Roll animal
An irreverent funky-ass Jew
But what I did not account for
Was this cultural vacuum

Don't try this at home
Don't try this when you're alone
Don't try this at home
You're gonna hurt yourself
Yeah, I know
Believe me, baby

Beware of the dogs
Beware, Be scared of the dogs
Listen to 'em…
Down, Boy!
Sit…

Do not try this at home
You're gonna hurt yourself
Yeah, I know

I'm serious