Uncle Grandpa
[Intro: James Evans (Eddie)]
Where do you think you're going?
(Hey man, Mike's studying I don't wanna bother him)
Well you get back in there and finish, "Man", cause see in this house people study when they supposed to
(Good thing i'm not a member of the house)
Well this weekend you're part of one, which gives me the right to extend this belt to your behind if I feel like it
[Bridge: KvreeM]
When my grandpa watched me nigga I can't go no where
Wanna watch some TV then you better head downstairs
Better close that door, 'fore you let out all that air
Trips to grandpa's house use to be my worst nightmare, cause
[Course: KvreeM]
Grandpa taught us, How to throw my fist
Grandpa taught us, How to whip the wrist
Grandpa taught us, How to make a wish
Grandpa taught us, Don't believe in wish
Grandpa taught us, How to pick up shifts
Grandpa taught us, To buy our own gifts
Grandpa taught us, How to flex and lift
Grandpa taught us, That we're more than kids
[Verse 1: KvreeM]
When I was a man, I should've been a boy
Dodgeball was for bullets anytime we heard that noise
I seen my mom work 2 jobs
But never was I bored cause my aunt did too, so that's how I saw my cousins
Then there was a time I had my grandpa house bussin
Neigborhood gangs were the main ones flexin'
Called up uncle Bryan and he sent them all running
SVPD pulled up to the functions
No shots rang but I got my hat back
Had the whole hood bussin' all because a snapback
This was way before they developed snapchat
This is round the time I had hoes in my lap
Hanging on the porch watching Nate swinging bats
Leaving doors open so we stayed with them gnats
Uncle Allen left his room, so we stole from his stash
Grandpa found out, we drank a can of whoop-ass
[Bridge: KvreeM]
When my grandpa watched me nigga I can't go no where
Wanna watch some TV then you better head downstairs
Better close that door, 'fore you let out all that air
Trips to grandpa's house use to be my worst nightmare, cause
[Course: KvreeM]
Grandpa taught us, How to throw my fist
Grandpa taught us, How to whip the wrist
Grandpa taught us, How to make a wish
Grandpa taught us, Don't believe in wish
Grandpa taught us, How to pick up shifts
Grandpa taught us, To buy our own gifts
Grandpa taught us, How to flex and lift
Grandpa taught us, That we're more than kids
[Outro: Micheal Evans (Florida Evans){J.J. Evans}]
Momma, You think Daddy really gonna give Eddie a spankin'?
(Is a bean Green?)
{Can James Brown get down?}