Baddest M. C.

New, two-thousand-one

Baddest, MC
Keith
Baddest, MC
Keith, Keith
Baddest, MC
Keith, Keith
Baddest, MC

Velvet robe, body like Hector Comacho
Kissin' Puerto Rican girls on they earlobes
Victor Ramosa standin' on Fermosa
Big whip, fat you own a orange Rolls Royce

Comin' down Pico, up North Lenox
Heads with backpacks move
Like they try to act like they don't hear it
System bust, I don't rap freestyle no more

Stopped smokin' angel dust
I bring drama to your tour bus, we comin' all 800 of us
Project one, project two, project three
My Recena Houses, Jackson Houses, Webster Houses
How that sound to you mouses?

Jamaicans from [unverified] and Patterson Houses
Lift up Star, Keith mon, let me know I'll cut his throat
Other rappers standin' around, jealous lookin' broke
Need to be in double dutch, jumpin' rope

Y'all Northtown folks comin' down to Manhattan World
Serious soul food made by black girls
Cornbread and beepers above your head
I'ma stop at the red light cause it's red

Baddest, MC
Keith, Keith
Baddest, MC
Kool
Baddest, MC
Keith, Keith
Baddest, MC

Fascinatin' with the quickness
I make models come to public housing and visit
That's how technical I get exquisite, bangin' on pipes
Lookin' at cops walkin' up the stairs with flashlights
Most MC's wearin' leg-warmers and tights

I come with Dominican girls with bodies like Jennifer Lopez
Wearin' tight shorts from Washington Heights
Ride first class with flights to Santo Domingo
With sombrero performin' my single with my hype-man Al Gringo

I'll watch you in the front cat don't let your face get wrinkled
Side effects miss you
Jump around you gonna need a napkin and a tissue
When I gross up the max you count the issue

Buy The Source cover for twelve months
And send other rappers over to pose
And take pictures for some potato chips and Cap'n Crunch

That's how I take suckers out to lunch
Forget the internet, the website, that's no way to step right
I ain't sittin' by no computer, I'm goin' to Bermuda

Baddest, MC
Keith
Baddest, MC
Kool
Baddest, MC
Yeah
Baddest, MC

Yeah
Baddest, MC
Keith
Baddest, MC