I’M SO INTERNET

I’m so internet, I’m wetter than a seapunk
I’m so internet, I made myself a theme song
I’m so internet, I turned caps lock on
I’m so internet, I listened to Kreayshawn

Before she even got famous, beat that, Hun!
I knew the words to Gucci Gucci when it came on
Everyone was like, "Wow! She’s so fun!"
"I need to follow her quick, lemme get my phone"

I’m so internet, Kitty Pryde talked shit
And I still haven’t even really hit a lick
I don’t even know how you found my song, Bitch!
I don’t even know how you found my song, Bitch!

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so internet
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so internet
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so internet
I'm so internet, I'm so internet

I'm so internet, I'm wetter than a seapunk
Wetter than a seapunk, wetter than a seapunk
I'm so internet, I'm wetter than a seapunk
Wetter than a seapunk, wetter than a seapunk

I’m so internet, I even have a couple kitty cats
They climb over my computer when I'm checking on my stats
And they’re really really loyal, good at catching all the rats
When Kokayna's in their sights and they're ready to attack

In my experience, boys are mostly trash
Occasionally cute if they’ve got cash
Usually they just make me wanna take a bath
They send me nudes and I send them to my brother Jack

I’m so internet I even have a fanbase
Shoutout to everyone who’s on my fanpage!
Especially the ones who made me one on VK!
And anyone I’m good enough to hurt along the way!

I'm so, I'm so, I'm so internet
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so internet
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so internet
I'm so internet, I'm so internet

I'm so internet, I'm wetter than a seapunk
Wetter than a seapunk, wetter than a seapunk
I'm so internet, I'm wetter than a seapunk
Wetter than a seapunk, wetter than a seapunk