I'm a Man

It's not my fault I was born a man
Come on, Zeus
Take my hand
Jump on my back
'Cause I'm the man

Pass me a black napkin, please
Dropped out of college, don't have a degree
And I can't get a date
It's not my fault
I'm not bringing home the juice
I'm not bringing home the bacon
It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
So what if I like the big truck?
So what if I like the big truck?
Giddy up, giddy up
Don't call me toxic
Just 'cause I like your butt

It's not my fault I was born a man
Come on, Zeus
Take my hand
Jump on my back
'Cause I'm the man

I'm not ideal
I'm a person
I won the war, but lost my way
But I can buy
As much as anyone
I'd like to shave my beard just so
Manicure my nails
Put on a skirt
But at the end of the day
I lost my way
Don't make me have to hide
Or explain
What I am inside
(Don't make me hide, don't make me hide)

It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
I'm a man
Don't make me hide
Don't make me hide
I'm a man
I'm a man
I'm a man
I'm a man
(I'm a man, I'm a man)
It's not my fault
I'm a man
It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
I'm supposed to save you
But you got a job
You got a degree
And I'm just a fucking slob
You got your Audi
You got an Audi
It's not my fault, it's not my fault
It's not my fault, it's not my fault
It's not my fault

(I'm a man, I'm a man)
(I'm a man, I'm a man)
(I'm a man)
(I'm a man)
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away