Free N Easy

[Verse 1]
I want a car so, I buy a book that tells me just how an engine should look
But the font makes my eyes hurt, Apache Tomcat
Cell phone dial 1-800-Contacts
4G plan, T-Mobile
My Usher ringtone is fucking so cool
Wanna 6 pack, gym membership
What it cost man, I can't remember it

[Chorus]
Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
I've completely forgotten what I did, I did

[Verse 2]
Now I'm hungry, it's time for lunch
Pastrami sandwich and a cup of fruit punch
Stomach's crazy, I'm feeling fat
Need Imodium A-D, ASAP
Walgreens gift card, grande latte
Spent my trust fund just on coffee
Uh, but I don't feel the buzz
Fucking lots of bitches, but I gets no love

[Chorus]
Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
I've completely forgotten what I did, I did
X2

[Verse 3]
I need a job so, I buy a pant suit
Write a résumé of everything I can't do
Don't have a car yet, so I take pub trans
Meet me like my surf board, look ma' no hands
Feeling sad so, I see a shrink who
Repeats back everything I said that I think
I tell him I'm a loser, he says is that a fact?
Pay him $80 and go hop inside my Cadillac

[Chorus]
Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live
I've completely forgotten what I did, I did
X2