Make A Livin' Drinkin'

Holdin' down a job too long ain't ever been my forte|Soon as I'm hired I wind up fired for showin' up too late|I ain't too good at hammer swingin' or slappin' on that paint|But I'm highly skilled and qualified for doin' just one thing||Chorus|Yeah, if I could make a livin' drinkin'|I'd be rollin' in the dough|Chug my way up the corporate ladder|I'd be the boss in no time at all|I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey|If I had a nickel for every beer|Yeah, if I could make a livin' drinkin'|I'd be employee of the year||I'd never call in sick wouldn't mind all this workin' overtime|I'd be to busy boozin' to ever join the union I'd never walk a picket line|I'd work through my lunch hour wouldn't ever retire never touch my 401K|If you do what you love and you love what you do|You never work a single day||Repeat Chorus ||Solo||Repeat Chorus|