Private Buchowski
Everywhere I go
She's there in her rock star glasses
Just like a second child
Day and night and night and day and oh
She's bleeding me dry and
Then she turns to me and says
Since when was stalking a crime?
I'm yours and you're not mine
I'm gonna be with you all the time
Since when was stalking a crime?
She's telling a lie
If I sing "dum dum dum dum de dum"
She's shining a light
Onto my deformity
She's so much brighter than me
Since when was stalking a crime?
I'm yours and you're not mine
I'm gonna be with you all the time
Since when was stalking a crime?
She's bright on the stage
Shines the very stars out of the sky
She's young for her age
Does what she wants, doesn't answer why
And then she turns to me and says
Since when was stalking a crime?
I'm yours and you're not mine
I'm gonna be with you all the time
Since when was stalking a crime?
Since when was stalking a crime?