I Could Have Stood You Up

Well hung friend of mine
He's size 8, I'm size 9
Shucks, my dear
I'm gonna get a lick from you

One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Yes, I could have, ooh, yes, I could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, yeah, yeah

Short fuse, lights blew out
Power came back, hear them shout
Shucks, my dear
Gotta get a lick from you

One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Yes, I could have, baby, well, I could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, yeah, yeah

My shoes walk down the street
Only trouble is they ain't on my feet
Well, dig them kicks, they belong to me

One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Baby, could have, yeah, could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, didn't, yeah

Rip it up, rip it down
Change the shape of the whole damn town
Shucks, my dear
I'm gonna get a lick from you

One thing, one thing too
One thing to remember, that I could have
Yes, I could have, yeah, but I could have
I could have stood you up but I did, did, did, did, did, did, did

Could have stood you up but I did, did, didn't, yeah