The Texas D!ck Chopper
[Chorus]
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper!
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper! (HI!)
[Verse 1]
I’m on the loose released from my cage
Ready to fuck up a little bitch’s day
I need to find a way to rеlease all my rage
I spot a housе in the distance the perfect place to play
Got my knife in hand as I peek through a window
Everyone is passed out this’ll be simple
My blood starts pumping I’m feelin’ this tempo
Now it’s time for me to go straight mental
Hop in the room with two frat dudes
Face fucking down in their own piss and booze
I grab the first dick I see chop it off clean
Then as he screams I punch him in the teeth
The other one starts to wake he gets a knife in the throat
I drag it so hard it becomes a gaping hole
Cram the dick in now they all about to know
The true definition of deep throat!
[Chorus]
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper!
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper! (HI!)
[Verse 2]
I’m notorious but not like Biggie
Cuz I’m white, a bitch, and I’m skinny
I ain’t got no interest in sucking your dicky
Cuz you’re fucking ugly and I’m absolutely picky
I don’t fuck for tracks this is my pussy
And if that’s what you want I ain’t no rookie
Don’t you push me or you’ll feel my fury
And I’ll leave my fate up to the jury
You wanna feel power bend the fuck over
I know you like it cuz I can feel your boner
This is the perfect time for me to expose ya
Take my knife turn you into a moaner
How does it feel when the tables are turned?
You ain’t got no options no one believes a word
You just got fucked by a girl
I serve no consequence you taught me everything I learned!
[Chorus]
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper!
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper! (HI!)
[Verse 3]
You may ask why I’m doing this
It’s a lesson that I teach to all the rapists
I saved the best for last on the steps of congress
Plenty of dicks in there let me get to choppin’
This ain’t no January 6th shit
I don’t give a fuck about politics
I’m here for only one purpose
To chop off your dick and do the world a service
Now it’s time for slashing cuz I take action
Add up all the dicks my knife is subtracting
It won’t be a fraction of my satisfaction
That I feel when I put your dicks up your asses
You heard me loud and clear I ain’t even registered
You should be through cuz you’re a predator
Every time you piss you’re gonna remember
The Texas D!ck chopper owns your member!
[Chorus]
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper!
Here I come, who is she?
I be lookin’ for the D
On the run, out my mind, hope you lookin’ out for me
Not the one you wanna fuck I’m too krazy
I’m the Texas D!ck Chopper
The Texas D!ck chopper! (HI!)