Wiser Then Me

[Verse 1]
I ain't a learnin' man, no college degree
I passed math 'cause the head of the class was coin dexter next to me
I could throw a touchdown pass to get the hometown queen
Hold the crown my deer 'cause the king of beers is my redneck royalty
Couldn't pass the bar, nope, even if I tried
'Cause there's a crowded room crankin' 80's tunes
With pretty ladies packed inside

[Chorus]
The sharpest tool in the shed
I never claimed to be
But it don't matter that bud-bud-bud's wiser than me
A little light in the head
No the brightest bulb on the tree
But it don't matter that bud-bud-bud-bud-bud is wiser than me

[Verse 2]
I can't [?]
I can't write a poem
I'm good at arts and crafts with aluminum cans
And wavin' fingers made of foam
Never been to France
Or sailed across the sea
But I can tip 'em back at that ol' race track in Bristol Tennessee

[Chorus]
The sharpest tool in the shed
I never claimed to be
But it don't matter that bud-bud-bud's wiser than me
A little light in the head
No the brightest bulb on the tree
But it don't matter that bud-bud-bud-bud-bud is wiser than me

[Bridge]
I got a heart made of gold
Yeah, I wear blood on my sleeve
So it don't matter that bud, bud, bud, bud, bud is wiser than me
I ain't a learnin' man, no college degree (Nah)
But I'll be one beer wiser by the crack of the can
And even better after three

[Chorus]
The sharpest tool in the shed
I never claimed to be
But it don't matter that bud-bud-bud's wiser than me
A little light in the head
No the brightest bulb on the tree
But that don't matter that bud-bud-bud-bud
No it don't matter that bud-bud-bud-bud-bud is wiser than me