Big One

[Intro]
You're expecting "Big Nine" but to add to the fun
I'm reversing the order, so here's "Big One"

[Verse 1]
Now someone started a rumour
King Cole was going to Bangkok in Thailand
Ten girls went mad when they heard it
And ten more dropped with the shock
Bangkok?

[Refrain]
We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 2]
Jack Sprat he had a dog
The doggie's name was Daniel
If you saw the dog in action
You'd know why he's a Cocker Spaniel

[Refrain]
We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 3]
I brought my wife some chocolates
Cause I did want some fun
When I got home she was sleeping
So, I woke her up and gave her one

[Refrain]
We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 4]
Three mice, see how they run
After a girl mouse, Myrtle
They could not catch this fly mouse
So they had to form a circle (Nice one Myrtle)

[Refrain]
We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 5]
This girl I knew in Eilin
Danced with such great feelin'
That all you could hear was young boys cheer
And fly buttons hitting the ceiling

[Refrain]
We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 6]
See Saw Marjorie Door
Was spread by Dread on a shutter
He's no fool as you can see
For he'd sooner have Marge than butter

[Refrain]
We're having fun with Dread's Big One
(Last one)

[Verse 7]
Ride a cock-horse to Neasden
Where a girl's idea of fun
Is to dance to reggae music
And play with Dread's Big One

[Outro]
We're having fun with Dread's Big One
We're having fun with Dread's Big One