Left 4 Dead 2 Rap

[Verse 1]
Nick, that's my name, the games that I play
Is stricken out my opponents in the poker domain
And even when the chips are low, I'll whip out a good hand
I straight royal flush zombies, straight out of this land
Watch me kill zombies, defend my friends from Jockeys
Bullet straight to the face, now he won't feel so hoppy
These things don't got me
I'm really strong and I just go on dropping bombs
Like a true con-man

[Verse 2]
People call me Ellis, and don't wear it out
And if a zombie's got an attitude, I'll scare it out, fool
A local from Savannah
A mechanic who can handle any kind of pandemic
Blow it out like a candle
I'm a real man and I endure what I can
I watch a Charger pick me up and now I'm like "God damn!"
I'm'a get back up and ruin zombies wishes
I follow my own rules; kill all sons of bitches!

[Verse 3]
My name is Rochelle, a reporter on local news
This spiraling outbreak seems to make my dreams come true
But getting caught in the hot spot where zombies can rot
It's not time to die, it's time the zombies get shot
I sneak around quiet, zombies better not try it
This Spitter can be bitter, but I'm not on a diet
I won't die and I'll be there when my team is fallin'
See 'em rockin' this apocalypse, this shit it ballin'

[Verse 4]
Coach is what I'm known as, zombies call me Sir
Physical education is what I prefer
See, I'm an ex-linebacker, so my legs can carry me
I gained a couple more pounds, but I've got muscle memory
Gettin' up close and personal, this is a fun night
Unloadin' shotgun shells and lettin' the blood fly
The butt of my gun is what I give the zombies to choke on
And with the chainsaw I'll give the Smoker somethin' to smoke on

[Chorus]
We fight like a team in this bad dream
(We fight like a team)
We gotta stick together when the zombie's near
(In this bad dream)
Yeah, we may be different, but we fight like one
The undead can run, chew our guns, but we're [?]
(Chew our guns)
We're one for one, hundred to none
'Cause killin' off zombies is so much freakin' fun
(I'm on top of my game!)
(I'm seein' in red)
I know this time we won't be left for dead