Black Ops Rap

[Intro]
Three, two, one

[Verse 1]
Peakin' out, you think you're alone now
Sneakin' about, keep it on the low-down
You're freakin' out, playin' hide and seek now
With Skullkruncher13, you will see how
Sweet cameras are, don't call me cheap now
Keepin' up killstreaks, then I'll seek out
Enemies with my RC car
Run it up on your feet and then kablow
Down you go, now we know how much you blow
But I just owned five guys in a row
So I'll phone in more (Napalm loads!)
And blow you down like dominos
Want some more? I'll clock your dome
Through a wall with Hardened Pro
Final kill? Good to know they put that shit in slow-mo'

[Verse 2]
Top of the lobby, I'm in first
You will get merked, that's how it works
Valkyrie Rockets drop like my turds
From the amateurs I ate for dessert
You heard the word, here's a Blackbird
A dirty chopper to rock your world
You nerds are on the wrong server
You can't touch me, get lost you perv
And if you wager XP against me
Then things may get really messy
Sticks and stones gonna break your bones
Because you're broke, oh wait, let's see
Play One in the Chamber and then you can
Put the bullet in your brain, forget your plans
And try your best not to wet your pants
It's Judgement Day, no second chance

[Chorus]
There's nothin' better than playin' COD, it's all I want
I'm hoppin' onto a chopper, then I'ma drop some bombs
I'll creep in soft and knock off headshots like I was a boss
I love the carnage, it's awesome the way the bodies drop
I'll stealth along the rooftops and repel off
I will not stop 'til I got each and every problem lost
Infinity Ward, come on, is that all you got?
COD Mod get dropped, everybody pick up Black Ops

[Verse 3]
SAM Turrets get rid of that shit
Spy Planes? Time to get ravaged
I'll get past you with my Flak Jacket
Let your Claymores have a wack at me
'Cause I have Hacker mastery
You don't have squat, so you'd have to be scavenging
Like a crack-whore after me
I'll t-bag you and take your chastity
No trackin' me, because I'll use Ghost
"Is my radar jammed?" No, I don't think so
With Sleight of Hand, I can lock and load
Steady aim, hip-fire, now that is dope
Don't use Scout, I'm quick-scopin'
Diving into prone, dropshotters are hopeless
Noobs get back or get broken
No Juggernaut? Life is golden

[Verse 4]
Holdin' on, you can hardly walk
Oh my god, woah, I've got a tomahawk!
If you don't wanna watch yourself go bankrupt
Don't fuck with me and my entourage
Prestige daily, that's how we are
Hogging killfeeds like we were God
Blinged out Warlords, if you're shot by us
Just pray you'll be in the montage
I got all my cash in a Wager Match
Then I got a contract with lots of weapons
Gettin' customized, here's a lesson
Don't mess with the clan tag 207
There's no contest because I'm the best
And COD 7 is nothin' less than fresh
I can devour you and the rest of them
I'm the Machinima edition of Eminem

[Interlude]
You're gonna hate me for callin' dogs at will
You bet it will be me with the last kill
And awards are not added to killstreaks, that's ill
Finally, a COD game where you gotta have skill

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm gonna get my fill with Ninja Pro
Arm a sticky bomb and let it go
Black Ops for the win, Russians get snowed
The graphics rock, the glitches? No
This was on my wish-list though
What is this, I think you know
I'm gonna piss my pants, oh woah
They really did make a zombie mode

[Chorus]
There's nothin' better than playin' COD, it's all I want
Stock up on ammo, get camo because you're on the run
I love the carnage when zombies' heads go poppin' off
Listen to me, I'm the king and you'll learn that from this song
You player haters all suck my dong like it was your job
Don't blame it on your connection, there ain't no lag, son
These are quality servers I served you on
Now put your fuckin' hands up for the gun stanza

[Bridge]
The M16 is mainstream, you gotta have skill with the M14
That's twenty rounds per magazine, and headshot damage is pristine
Or just give me an AUG with lots of bling and one more thing
I want a submachine gun, one that's sweet
The MP5 is good for me
And would you please drop the Uzis
Do you think you're cute? Those guns are puny
Compared to your juicy man-boobies
I'll get an M60, that gun truly knows how to mow down tons of noobies
The pig is gonna make all of you bleed, spawn killers, play MW2 please
Honestly, who taught you to use the RPG
You're awfully launching rockets, am I that hard to see?
I'ma get a Grim Reaper, smart of me, I'll bake you like a cake and party!
Aw sweet, I got a crossbow, bitch, shootin' arrows like Legolas
Be cautious upon impact, explosive rounds, how'd you miss that?
Get back to COD Mod shit, if you Tac' Knife, I'll go Ballistic
From a distance, I can get you with this, a knife in each fist like Edward Scissiorhands
It's the ends of the story, fuck the Dragunov, get the M40
I'll be reporting you back to 'Nam after I pimp slap you with my magnum
Had enough? Should I pull my SPAS up? The only shotgun that I love
Range plus power equals blood, motherfucker's watch your butts
I'll light you up and you'll be smokin', I'm hot shit because I'm flamethrowin'
There's no blowin' out this flame, you know
It's attached to my assault rifle
Woah it's your chance, drop your pants, bend down in submission stance
You're my bitch, I'll make you dance, talk about bad romance
I trash talk but I ain't banned 'cause I'm the king of Black Ops land
Here's the chorus once again, COD fans, raise your hands

[Outro]
There's nothing better than the thrills I get from C.O.D
Campaign is epic and my rank means a lot to me
I'll live the dream up on Black Ops, MLG
I don't think I've ever been outside my room for a week
This sweet game made me J.I.M. fuckin' P
Get the gamer fuel, we'll be up until morning
A can of Red Bull and a slice of pepperoni
This is Black Ops, bitch, COD 6? You're an oldie