I Suck (Bonus Track)

[Intro]
I can't rap for shit, um
I'm going to terribly fail at this
There you go, I'm already mixing up my words already
Oh, god, I"m gonna fail

[Verse 1]
The birds are flying so high
I can’t even look up at the sky
These rhymes are hella dry
I won’t accomplish anything if I cry so why do I even try
I’m not even saying if I even-
Uh, fuck, rap music, hip-hop, um
Fuck bitches get money, I guess that works

A spiritual, miracle, lyrical spiritual individual
Lyrical spiritual lyrical individual
Skippin', and flippin', and dippin’, whippin' and zippin', and
Flippin' and dippin’
I’m a terrible rapper, don’t you forget it
I’m a terrible rapper
You can call me Easy J because I got nothing to say
Oh, wait that actually rhymed
Holy shit, okay bring in the sexy voice

[Verse 2]
Yeah, uh I don’t know what else I gotta say
Except all the people who called me gay back in middle school
Well, I think you’re all tools
Remove the “s” from “tool”
Because it sounds more cooler without the “s”
But I think I kinda messed up but I digress
Oh my god did I just rhyme there
I’m the biggest rapper alive, biggest than 50 Cent and Tupac

[Bridge]
I’m kidding, I mean I respect Tupac and all that stuff, but I don’t wanna be offensive or anything
No respect, oh god, I’m already screwing up my words, um
Okay, I like Tupac, I mean like his music, um
Biggie Smalls, he’s another good artist, and-
What do I know, I mean I’m just a shitty little Asian kid in his bedroom
Who has no social life, and a long distance relationship and stuff
So, I’ll shut up now
Back to the lyrics that I typed

[Verse 3]
The birds are flying so high
I can’t even look up at the sky
All these rhymes are hella dry
I won’t accomplish anything if I cry so why would I even try
I don’t even wanna see all the birds fly
Because the sun’s in my eye
I don’t wanna get blind
But I- I mean the doctors would probably pay for my medical bill
I mean I don’t really wanna say anything else, but you know it’s-

[Outro]
I’m kinda fucking up right now
So I’m just gonna let the instrumental take care of itself right here
I’m already done, um
So, you guys have a good evening or day, whatever time zone it is there
Depending on the weather, if it’s lovely, raining or whatever
So yeah, I’m gonna escort myself out
It was nice seeing you guys again, it was nice talking you guys, see ya
I’m out, bye, later