Ebisu Bridge Hypothetical

Joshua: Let's say you had a fuckin', like, y'know. Like it was possible to clone yourself. Like if you had a female clone of yourself, would you fuck it?

Brandon: Dude..

Joshua: What? Why?

Brandon: I would have IT fuck ME, I ain't doin' no work

Joshua: Alright

Santos: He's fuckin' lazy

Joshua: Yeah, but imagine-

Brandon: Yeah, i'm fuckin' lazy

Joshua: Okay, but imagine it though, it's like- It's a clone- It's a female version of yourself...

Brandon: I'd be hot as fuck, though

Joshua: Well- Okay, well hold on though

Santos: I can just marry myself

Brandon: Yeah, you so would

Joshua: Oh yeah! We talked about the fuckin' mirror thing! Like you walk out with a mirror and shit-

Brandon: Either that or a cardboard cutout- Or futanari...

Santos: I used to think-

Brandon: You know what futanari is?

Joshua: Yeah, I'm Japanese, I know this shit

Brandon: That shit's dope

Brandon: What time we leaving?

Joshua: I dunno...I dunno what we're gonna be doing after this-

Santos: Home? The fuck?

Brandon: I wanna be home by 12 so I can-

Joshua: Oh yeah, that's right- That's right...

Santos: And Gilbert's tired..

Gilbert: I just have a headache...

Joshua: You good though?

Gilbert: Yeah, now I am

Joshua: 'Cause of the music in the car?

Brandon: I'm sorry-

Santos: It was kinda loud, that's why

Brandon: You- You could have said something...

Joshua: You drank too, so like, it was probably like- Did you stomach hurt or something?

Gilbert: Yeah

Joshua: Well that's kinda why...

Santos: Imma lay down flat...

Joshua: You were laying down flat as well!

Santos: Not like this!-

Joshua: Ah, no, I can't do that, my stomach is like, hurting kinda-

Brandon: I have heartburn

Joshua: You okay?

Brandon: Yeah

Joshua: Mmkay- B'yeah, no like seriously-

Brandon: What would I do if the world was gonna end?

Joshua: Yeah, no. If you were told the world was gonna end, bud you don't- they never- They weren't specific like you weren't told like-

Brandon: I would do everything I ever wanted to do in a span of like, 2 days. Get fucked up beforehand- Light up would be the first thing...God yes!

Joshua: And what would you do?

Santos: Gilbert said he'd have sex

Gilbert: I'll have sex all day-

Joshua: Really? Tight

Santos: That's it? Now he's gonna find someone to-

Brandon: Dude, I can do that now

(Group laughter)

Joshua: The fuck you mean now, Brandon, like, you have a girl!

Brandon: Uh- Yeah I guess not technically right NOW-

Joshua: That's what I mean, going back to the clone thing

Brandon: Yeah, No...yeah, now that I think about it, I'd fuck the shit out of my clone-

Joshua: There you go...

Brandon: -If it had a pussy

Joshua: Now you're part of the conversation

Brandon: I mean even if it had a dick

Joshua: Shit, dude...You guys believe in the afterlife?

Santos: Yeah, of course

Brandon: I got shit in my ass-

Joshua: Tight

Brandon: I believe in...believing

Joshua: For some reason I keep thinking that like, when we die. We're just gonna be floating in a grayscale plain...with like, nothing, but we're just floating. We still- We're- We- We're wearing the clothes that we died in, it's like, dude...

Brandon: Dude...can I cum on my clothes?

Joshua: You could...with your clone

Brandon: Duuude

Santos: I'm fucking warm right now-

Joshua: I might be dying...

Santos: We all are

Joshua: Inside..yeah

Santos: Oh

Joshua: I've been dead...for years

Santos: It's okay, you'll be happy one day again

Joshua: Yeah, we'll see what happens...