Mr. New Year’s Day

This'll be the last song that I write
About the things in my life I don't like
This'll be the last plan I design
Involving me being on time
I sure have missed my chances
Balloons have dropped
The last big dance is
Underway

I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day

This will be the last car that I drive
I say it every time that I break down
This'll be the last trap I survive
When you need me, babe, I'll be around
I am a real rock star now
Blowing their minds from a bar now
Hey

I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day

I've heard so many times now
I should've been there, and how
It'll be the last show the band will play
I'm Mr. New Year's Day

This will be the best friend I have
I think it every time I meet someone
This'll be the last place that I rent
I promise myself and then move on
I could've been someone, though
Dick Clark or Guy Lombardo
But nay

I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day
I'm Mr. New Year's Day