WTF Collective
All the Rappers are comprehensible, not me, first on the mic, MC Confusing
I Took a piss on my nuts sack and i called it Jack Black, it's fact
I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap, i attack!
Mothafuckas wearing purple backpacks
And i snag on towel racks so take a shit on your track, yeah, you wack, 'cause everybody
understands what you say, but when i get on the mic i make milk out of clay
And i play air guitar with a tube of thoothpaste
Then i say karate pencil case and put it on tape.
Yo i'm MC Insecure what's up?
I really don't think that i'm good enough to be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck.
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse, and now i got nothing left so i'll pretend that i got hurt
ow, i think i spread my ankle, you guys go ahead and finish the song without me.
Yo, MC Amnesia up in this bitch
Woke up 5 days ago lying in a ditch, i don't know who i was, i couldn't remember shit, aparently something happened, i was traumatic, i used to have more rhymes, but i can't remember them. Seriously, i'm freaking out, i can't remember anything, what's my mothafucking name?
Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?
Yo, i'm MC Public Urination, what what?
I take a fuckin' piss on the fuckin' sidewalk
Any time, any place, i just wipe out my cock, and empty my bladder while you mothafuckers watch.
You other MC's can't handle this shit, you're just a bitch afraid to pee in public.
You run into a toilet everytime you have to pee, yo, fuck that shit i just wipe out my dick.
I am MC Fatigue, yeah that's me everytime i grab the mic i fuckin' fall asleep...
I'm the guy who sing the chorus!
(Yeah breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring!
(I wish that i coud go home)
But, they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And i really need the cash)
'Cause i'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)
Yo i'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and i gave her a kiss, she said "let's go to your place, and i'll suck your dick", i said "hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic"!
Yo, i'm MC Get Side Tracked Easily, my rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know, he's known for "The Sopranos" bur he's also in movies like "Get Sorty" and "Terminal Velocity", Wich i didn't really like, cause i don't like Charlie Sheen, Well, i guess in "Hot Shots" he was kinda funny, but i prefer Leslie Nielsen in "The Naked Gun", you know who's also in the movie? O.J. Simpson, Wich is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that. Wait, what i was saying? I think i got side tracked.
Yo i'm MC Lethal Weapon 1,2 & 3 i really like those movies, but the 4 disapointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci, Why did they had to make the 4? they had a perfect trilogy
MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me!
I disagree, with MC Lethal Weapon 1,2 & 3.
Although i agree that it is a ground breaking trilogy, the 4 is also pretty good with Chris Rock and Jet Li!
Yo i'm MC Shit my Pants Frequently
It usually happens when i'm walking down the street
or when i'm hangin' out with some fly ass hoes, there we go!
Thank go i brought a changing cloth
Yo, i'm the MC with the Final Verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you've heard,
but mothafuckers, i don't really have the time, so fuck that,
and call back to the chorus guy!
I'm still singing the chorus!
(Thank gos we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus@
(It's such a boring fucking job)
I'm gonna get my forthy bucks!
(That's what they're paying me)
And i'm gonna go get really drunk!
(masturbate an go to sleep)