Boney Moronie
Larry Williams
I got a girl named Boney Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oughta see her rock-n-roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat she's just skin and bones
I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we could be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree
She's my one and only she's my hearts desire
She's a real upsetter she's a real live wire
Everybody turns when my baby walks by
She's something to see she really catches your eye
Gonna tell her momma and her poppa too
Just exactly what I want to do
I wanna get married on a night in June
And rock-n-roll by the light of the silvery moon