Off With Their Heads/ The Croquet Game/ The Moral Song

[Verse 1: Flora Robson]
Off with his head
Off with his head
Mutilate it
Decapitate it
And there'll be one less mouth to be fed

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Off with her head
Off with her head
Get a hatchet
And just attach it
We'll be much better off with her dead

[Verse 3: Peter Bull]
If I heard a cat barking
On a sunny Saturday
And she chewed a blue apple
As a monkey flew away
The moral of the story
I would positively say
Was love makes the world go round and round
Love makes the world go round

[Verse 4:]
If I saw a pink pigeon
Making circles in the sky
And he wore a white raincoat
And a marble in one eye
The moral of the moral of the story
I would soon identify
It's children should not be hurt, oh no
Children should not be hurt

[Verse 5]
If I saw a green spider
Play a trumpet in his bed
And a tea cup walked over
And played croquet on his head
The moral of the story
I'd have definitely said
Was every dog has his day, that's true
Every dog has his day
Every dog has his day, that's true
Every dog has his day