So Serious

[Intro]
(C4)
What makes a guy like me
[?] serious? I'll tell you right now
Y'all know who it is
The one and only (Yessir, uh, uh)
Joey!
What makes a guy like me (A few things
Look)

[Verse 1]
You niggas couldn't fuck the broads I choose
Couldn't push the rides that I cruise, niggas couldn't tie my shoes
I've been all around the world
You niggas ain't men, y'all are girls, niggas couldn't bench what I curl
Shouldn't be a question about your favorite rapper
And my label got me questioning my favorite rapper
So I, bogart, one man gang, no squad
No Cialis needed to go hard, listen
It's not rappin, I'm spittin bout everythin that happened
In a few bars, twenty five years get packed in
No regrets til my days up
Can't be Pat Ewing lookin back on that lay-up
When you hood like me, you pull up in that Taurus
Still turnin down pussy, you get too many offers
My guards up, too many crossed us
Nowadays, not enough chiefs and it's too many bosses
I'm forreal wit it

[Interlude]
Everybody can't be a boss man
Everybody can't have weight
Somebody gotta have bags
Everybody can't have a brick, somebody gotta have an O around here somewhere!
Man lets just be forreal about it

[Verse 2]
As if y'all needed to be reminded
I don't look for trouble, I just help a nigga find it
A&R feel like everybody the one
I walk around feelin like everybody my son, one
Shorty feelin the God, I can't blame her
And kicked down the door and came through like Kramer (word)
Now find a nigga better than that
I walked out the movie "Saw" and started settin my trap
And I don't yap about how I move wit all the guns
Like a hustlers dance, can't do that where I'm from, son
Talk to me, if it's about a buck, heavy cream
On my Eric Benet shit, fuck everythin!
They thought I would go astray, but I won't
David Banner may have time to play, but I don't
Cause I spit the 'caine wit ease
And I can't just freeze not until this whole game's febreezed
Muffuckas