Lady Fits Her Blue Jeans

[Verse 1]
The lady fits her ol' blue jeans
Hitches rides in limousines
You know there’s a lot of kings and queens
Who would envy her in a t-shirt she wears

[Verse 2]
Platform shoes and applique
Antique lace and macramé
Oh I have watched her sit and play
With a daisy chain or a baby's hand and

[Chorus]
Oh so elegantly
She stands with a stolen rose
Rings for fingers, and a kiss for her nose and
She will have music wherever she goes

[Verse 3]
The lady wears the best perfume
Takes her time in her old man's bathroom
She lures the old man to his doom
He was ambushed by the shaving cream

[Verse 4]
Or a helping of strawberry pie
Served up ripe between his eyes
You dare not make the lady cry, y’know
Revenge is swift and sticky and

[Chorus]
Yes, she may have one of these
And yes, she may have one of those
Rings for fingers, and a kiss for her nose and
She will have music wherever she goes

[Verse 5]
The lady dines like a moviestar
Oh, we count our cash in some backstreet bar
But it don't matter where we are
You know those heads turn 'round when she walks in

[Verse 6]
A borrowed room, or a fine hotel
You might find heaven and ya' might find hell
The lady fits her blue jeans so well, you know
She'll hurt ya' but she'll help ya' too and

[Chorus]
Yes, she may have one of these
And yes, she may have one of those
Rings for fingers, and a kiss for her nose and
She will have music wherever that lady goes

[Outro]
She will have music wherever she goes