Plop Music

Yeah you started with your six string
Now you barely play a note and you just sing
Every song you wrote came with deep explanation
Now it all smacks of just no imagination
Stripped it all back for a minimal vibe
Every new release yeah you don't even try
Subtract the feels and multiply the divide
Drop a heavy bass line to make a grown man cry
When you started out
You'd have killed to hear them come and scream and shout
You might have been broke back at 21
Had nothing in the bank but at least you had fun
Plop music
It's the same old riffs
Writing your rhymes over the same old shit
Plop music
Yeah you'd sell your soul
For a few million streams over mobile phones
Plop music
Makes you tap your feet
But we know you ripped it off of bronksi beat
Plop music oh
I'm so sick of plop music
woah oh
Now you're so damn catchy,
Radio One Capital coming at me
Music pandemic all the tunes are infectious
Ain't no smooth
I'm a little bit pretentious
Post it on your insta or you'll tag me in a tweet
All over the airwaves so sickeningly sweet
Melodic-induced type 2 diabetes
Ain't sweet like cherry but please don't tweet me
Yeah you started on the high street
No loop pedals and just your feet for a beat
Now you're streaming online in 4K HD
Out here charging a grand just for a meet and greet
Plop music
It's the same old riffs
Writing your rhymes over the same old shit
Plop music
Yeah you'd sell your soul
For a few million streams over mobile phones
Plop music
Makes you tap your feet
But we know you ripped it off of bronksi beat
Plop music oh
I'm so sick of plop music
woah oh
When you started out
You'd have killed to hear them come scream and shout
You might have been broke back at 21
Had nothing in the bank but at least you had fun
Yeah you started on the high street
No loop pedals and just your feet for a beat
Now you're streaming online in 4K HD
Out here charging a grand just for a meet and greet
Plop music
It's the same old riffs
Yeah you're writing your rhymes over the same old shit
Plop music
Yeah you'd sell your soul
For a few million streams over mobile phones
Plop music
Makes you tap your feet
But we know you ripped it off of bronksi beat
Plop music oh
I'm so sick of plop music
woah oh
Plop music
It's the same old riffs
Yeah you're writing your rhymes over the same old shit
Plop music
Yeah you'd sell your soul
For a few million streams over mobile phones
Plop music
Makes you tap your feet
But we know you ripped it off of bronksi beat
Plop music oh
I'm so sick of plop music
woah oh