Look Around You

[Verse 1]
I've never ever been to Blackpool beach
In a giant peach
My arms don't reach
I've never ever got a taxi cab
When the fare's not bad
And it's driven me mad, oh
I've never ever seen a violent punk
Or an interesting drunk
Who's drunk all he can sunk
I've never ever ate a healthy meal
Cause there's always a deal
At a convenient chippy

[Verse 2]
I've never ever been to Morgan Bay
For a holiday
I'll go when I'm old and grey
I hardly ever leave the end of my room
I never answer my phone
I much prefer the dial tone
I scream at television more than I can
I'm an armchair man
I call myself a fan
I need to get me some of that fresh air
Before I lose my head
And I start complaining it's unfair

[Chorus]
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me

[Verse 3]
I've never ever been to Blackpool beach
In a giant peach
My arms don't reach
I've never ever got a taxi cab
When the fare's not bad
And it's driven me mad, oh
I've never ever seen a violent punk
Or an interesting drunk
Who's drunk all he can sunk
I've never ever ate a healthy meal
Cause there's always a deal
At a convenient chippy

[Chorus]
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me
Look around you look around me