Vanity Surfin’

There's a brand new surfing sensation
For this sedentary generation
It’s rad, it's sweeping the country
Let's go!
Vanity surfin’
Vanity surfin'
I got my search engine open and it's searching for me
(I got my search engine searching for me)
Stayin' out in the burnin' sun
Where I don't dance till we're havin' fun
Log on!
It’s a special kind of masturbation
I’m inside and the shades are drawn
I got my computer on
Gettin' off
(Gettin’ off)
On Googling me
Let's go!
Let's go!
Vanity surfin'
Vanity surfin’
I got Safari open and it's surfing for me
(I got Safari and it's surfing for me)
We sit there like bumps on logs
Lookin' for ourselves on people's blogs
Boot up!
For some ego gratification
(I'm bootin' up for gratification)
Vanity surfin'
Vanity surfin'
Vanity surfin'
Searchin' for me
Let's go!
Vanity surfin' (Surfin')
Vanity surfin' (Searchin')
Vanity surfin'
Searchin' for me
Let's go!