It Ain’t Fair

I found her name
On the bathroom wall of the Roxy dancing hall
In Cape Cod, Mass
And I never could get it off of my mind
I wrote it down
On the only piece of paper I found there
I wrote it down
And her number, 2-2-2-5-3
I made a call
I planned it well, but did it wrong
I missed a 2
But I called again
I said, my name is Romeo
If you don't mind, just call me Jo
You know, I like the name

It ain't fair, me here, you there
It ain't fair, me here, you there

We made a date
In the grand salon of the Roxy dancing hall
In Cape Cod, Mass
And I never will get it off of my mind
When she came in
My heart gotta bang, my head gotta spin
I liked her chin
And her number, 2-2-2-5-3
I said hello
She said, "Hello, is that you, Jo?"
And I said yes
Then I found love
And if you want to find it, too
Read a bathroom wall
From time to time

It ain't fair, me here, you there
It ain't fair, me here, you there