Doggonit!

[Verse 1]
She likes to tell me that I'm wrong even though I'm almost always right
So I just nod my head 'cause it's never really worth the fight
And when I do speak up she just smiles and says, "Isn't he cute?"
And she shushes me when I'm barkin' 'cause the Steelers lose

[Verse 2]
Now, everyone around me says I really need to grow a pair
If she ain't dressin' me up, then she's doin' funny things with my hair
Yeah, I like it when she's happy 'cause I wanna sleep in her bed
Hopin' I get lucky with more than just a kiss on the head

[Chorus]
Well, she scratches my back when she watches TV
Tells everyone who'll listen that to go outside to pee
Says, "Boy, you're as pretty as a Texas Bluebonnet"
It's like she's got the leash and I'm the doggone dog on it

[Verse 3]
She's got me eatin' some meal prep, same shit every day
I have to share my location on my phone so l can't get away
Right now, she's pissed at me 'cause I tracked in mud on the floor
Sometimes, she thinks it's cute, but mostly, she hates when I snore

[Chorus]
Well, she knows I'll come runnin' whenever she calls
She drives me to the park just so I can play ball
And when we go out, she even tells me where to sit
It's like she's got the leash and I'm the doggone dog on it
She's got the leash and I'm the doggone dog on it

[Bridge]
Well, her daddy's pretty cool, he takes me to his waterin' hole
But her mama doesn't like me, so he doesn't tell her that I go
She says, "Ain't no way you'll teach that old dog any new tricks"
Well, mama, don't you worry 'cause I'm your daughter's little bitch

[Chorus]
Well, she scratches my back when she watches TV
Tells everyone who'll listen that to go outside to pee
Says, "Boy, you're as pretty as a Texas Bluebonnet"
It's like she's got the leash and I'm the doggone dog on it
I swear, she's got the leash and I'm the doggone dog on it
Woo

[Outro]
She's got the leash and I'm the dog on it
She's got the leash and I'm the dog on it