Frappe soooo good I had to ride it!!!
[Verse 1: Janice Dudley]
I woke up so fucking early and I was so fucking tired
Bitch I need caffeine, it’s my only true desire
I get dressed and I look chic
There’s a Starbucks down the street
I need my caramel ribbon crunch 'cause it’s my favorite treat
No I don’t want a latte, I want a frappé
No I don’t want a coffee, it tastes like crap
I call up Vicky (hey), tell her meet me here at 9
I'm Janice D, I’m VIP, I never wait in line
[Pre-Chorus: Janice Dudley, Hunny, and Vick Reputation]
Can I get...
A carmel frappe?
You read my mind
I’m so good at that
You want whipped cream?
Yes ma’am, I do
That’s $5.15
Vick wants one too
Can I get the same as hеr?
This one’s just so popular!
Here it is now takе a sip
This frappe so good
Gonna make you drip
[Chorus: Janice Dudley & Hunny]
Give me my Caramel Ribbon Crunch, I want a venti (she wants a venti)
And don’t be gentle with the whipped cream, I want plenty (she wants plenty)
Drizzle the caramel right into my pussy hole (her pussy hole)
And when my frappé is done, I wanna lose control (lets lose control)
[Hook: Hunny & Vick Reputation]
Frappé so good, frappé so good
This frappé so good, frappé so good
His frappé so good, I had to ride it
My frappé so good, frappé so good
Her frappé so good, frappé so good
This frappé so good, I had to ride it
[Verse 2: Vick Reputation]
Man fuck Starbucks, they support genocide (fuck 'em)
So I'm gonna teach you how to make a frappé at home to ride
First you brew some coffee and put it in the freezer
Then you take some coffee, milk, and sugar and put it in a blender
Then you blend it up 'til it's nice and fucking thick
Then pour it in a cup, add a straw and ride it like a dick
Ride that shit until the whipped cream is on top
Then enjoy your frappé bitch, repeat this non-stop
Genocide is not hot, Starbucks is not hot
McDonald's is not hot, Dudley Records is not hot
[Chorus: Janice Dudley]
Give me my Caramel Ribbon Crunch, I want a venti (she wants a venti)
And don’t be gentle with the whipped cream, I want plenty (she wants plenty)
Drizzle the caramel right into my pussy hole (her pussy hole)
And when my frappé is done, I wanna lose control (lets lose control)
[Hook: Hunny & Vick Reputation]
Frappé so good, frappé so good
This frappé so good, frappé so good
His frappé so good, I had to ride it
My frappé so good, frappé so good
Her frappé so good, frappé so good
This frappé so good, I had to ride it
[Outro: Hunny & Vick Reputation]
My sugar daddy's gonna pay for it
'Cuz I gotta get my frappé
And no, I'm not paying no child support
Fuck that, I want my frappe
Vote Janice Dudley for president
And toast to it with a frappe
I'm feeling skinny cause I just aborted
And I treat myself to a frappé, bitch