Punchline

He's walking out
Head in his hands
And he's too drunk to drive
He says out loud
"I've been asleep at the wheel
My whole damn life"

What a difference a day makes
Oh, you started off thinking
You were the top of your game
You were telling jokes with the sunrise
But by the end of the day
You were looking like a punchline

Come on now
Why don't you spin us another great line
Tell us how
You're gonna make twenty in half the time
Fool around
While I'm breaking my back to stay above the line

What a difference a day makes
Oh, you started off thinking
You were the top of your game
You were telling jokes with the sunrise
But by the end of the day
You were looking like a punchline

It's a battle cry
It's a screaming sound down the 305
It's a wedding band
Thrown out the window of a black sedan
But when the fire stops burning
You'll be begging me to start again

What a difference a day makes
Oh, you started off thinking
You were the top of your game
You were telling jokes with the sunrise
But by the end of the day
You were looking like a punchline

(Mm-mm-mm)
(Mm-mm-mm)

He says out loud
"I've been asleep at the wheel
My whole damn life"