Tearjerker

get your hanky
the tears are gonna flow
it's a book about he who left she for she
and she is the she that you should've been with
and he doesn't know it until it's too late
too late to turn back what can't be turned back
what never can be turned back
he's no longer with she and she is no longer with he
it's a TearJerker
it is a T-E-A-R jerker tears are gonna flow

flow like a river flow like a stream
and when it's late
it's way way way way way too late too too too too late at the gate
much too late
TearJerker
get out your handkerchief, Chief
tears are gonna flow, Flo'
and she ain't comin' back, Jack TearJerker,
TearJerker
she is a TearJerker
that would have been a happier book
a happier movie
a happier life
and not a TearJerker
not a TearJerker
a happier life
and not a TearJerker
not a TearJerker
but that's not what happened
and that's not how it is
it is a TearJerker
one thing you can count on
one thing for sure
when it's too late it's just too late
he's no longer with she
and she's no longer with he
it is a TearJerker a TearJerker
a Tear Jerker