Bartender

[Verse 1]
Are you a bartender or a messiah with good news
I'll figure it out, I've got nothing to lose
And while I wallow here in existential piss
The saints come marching in to change the station yet again

[Chorus]
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven for me

[Verse 2]
To all my neighbors who come knocking on my door
You're shit out of luck, I don't live there anymore
How can these lonely patrons keep singing the same songs
They're nothing like me just sitting here where I think I don't belong

[Chorus]
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven for me

[Chorus]
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven for me

[Bridge]
If you're too high to keep this in your mind
I will take a photograph and I will show you
It's just a joke, I know you don't even smoke
The setup's a waste of time cause I'm lush blind

[Chorus]
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven for me

[Chorus]
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven for me

[Chorus]
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven
This can't be heaven for me

[Outro]
Are you a bartender or a messiah with good news