Isang Alfrescong Takip-Silim Sa Cafe Francois

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Good Evening ma'am (hi there)
Welcome to Cafe Francois (oh thank you)
Would you like our specials for today (no no I'm fine thank you just maybe something to drink a bottle the finest red wine maybe and I like something to read would you happen to have the New York Times)
Ah wala po eh (no okay how about the Wall Street Journal)
Wala rin po eh (no uhm The Telegraph maybe)
Ah mas lalo pong wala eh (right hmm how about something local maybe The Philippine Star)
Ah wala po sorry (no how come you not have that uhm The Manila Standard do do you have that)
Wala po (no oh okay how about Tempo)
Wala rin po eh (uhm Bulgar maybe hmm)
Sorry po wala rin po kami (no right hmm what to do maybe Remate)
Wala rin po ( Liwayway none of these you don't have any of these)
Opo wala po eh (uhm Tiktik)
Ah wala rin po eh (no well I don't I don't understand what can of service is this bloody hell my oblate is Abante how can I catch up on my Xerex)