Lady in a Jaguar
It was late one night in the 4-0-4
I was gone off that water chillen on the front porch
I was lean back laxin in puffin on some swag
When this bitch came up in a tight ass jag
She pulled right in the driveway bumpin' Clint Black
We she stepped to the ride I had to take a step back
She had long blonde hair and an ass that wouldn't quit
Titties fallen all out becuz her shirt didn't fit
Started walkin' up to me and she dropped the keys
Kneeled down to pick 'em up and all I saw was g-string
Pussy lips hangin' out and it was the shit
Now I'm sprung on a bitch in a XJ6
[Chorus 2x]
Hey lady in the Jaguar
How'd you get you so much money
What you doin' out here, down there, 'roud here
Hey lady in the Jaguar
Who you trying to impress
What you doin' out here, down there, 'roud here
It was jumpin' down town on a Saturday night
I was wipin' car windows on the corner street light
She was parlayin' on a money green Jaguar
She locked the door
Now whatcha' do that for?
I could see she had a dead fox chillin on her shoulder
Blonde highlight hair her face a little older
I knocked on the windshield and kissed the glass
I think I probably scarred a dune out of her ass
But shepeeled my wig back and offer me a ride
Smiled at a Juggalo and told me "get inside"
I'm like, "hell yeah bitch, you old rich freak"
I went to get inshe peeled off and ran over my feet
[Chorus]
O shit, who that? rollin' down the block
Another closet smoker lookin' for some rock
The Jag pulled up and the window rolled down
"I'm lookin for the infamous Shaggz The Clown"
I tried to say "what up" but before I had the chance
I seen her camel toes trying to push through her pants
So I said "come here bitch" she said "What fo'"
She grabbed me by the pants and open up the do'
She pulled out her titties said she likes kinky stuff
If I wanted the neden I had to put on these handcuffs
She cuff me to the seat "A yo' what the hell"
She said "I'm taking you in for jumpin' your bell"
[Chorus x2]
How'd you get you so much money
Who you trying to impress