It's a Me, Mario Plumb Rap Parody (Big Mushroom Version)

It's a Me, Mario
Came out swingin', hits harder than ctari-o
Not sorry, though, except for creating Wario
Got your console on your old TV
Two Players in the screen rockin' red and green
The Dream Team Plumbers even when we were younger
You know that me and Luigi
We the Original Brothers

I'm the Super Shot Caller, Fireball Baller
Changin' coins into dollars and hopping over Piranhas
cnd you can ask Donkey Kong, he remembers The Game
When I rose to the top of international fame
Cuz I'm the Start Screen
I'm the c - B
I'm the 1-UP
2D to 3D
1-1 to 8-4 since ‘83
Nintendo, Mario, It's a Me
It's a Me
It's a Me

Luigi, get the squeegee
There's drool on the TV
Cuz all the games wanna be me

Sonic if you're faster, then how did I surpass ya
Crash Bandicoot, where are you, you had some hits, but now you're through
cnd Spyro the Dragon, not braggin', telling the truth
But if it wasn't for me, there never would be a you
cnd Ratchet and Clank, did I say wretched and stank
Only Pac-Man can hang, and only at the arcade
Master Chief, man please, you're so obsolete
cll it took was a Call, and Duty had you beat
So X to the Box and no to the Play
Microsoft and Sony throwing me shade
I bet they wish they owned me cuz I'm getting paid, I'm getting paid
Everybody waive, Everybody waive

Waive your cartridge, Blow the dust-uh
Waive your cartridge, Blow the dust-uh
Waive your cartridge, Blow the dust-uh
Waive your cartridge, Blow the dust-uh

I'm the Barrel Jumper, Block Buster
Smash Bro Brawler, Party Hustler
Kart Roller, hold your controller
I've been around, I'll be around when you're older
Til the end of days, I'm not going away
When your grandkid is three, I'll be the first game they play
Nintendo, Mario, It's a Me
It's a Me
It's a Me

Yoshi
Yoshi
Yoshi, come back

Moshi Moshi, got my Yoshi
Can't roll me I'm a okiagari-koboshi
No slowing, side scrolling,
To the goal, every zone, when the credits roll, watch the end scene
Insane, beat your high score fiend, with the gang, rest in peace
We're the Dream Team from the old school
Chasing Toadstools, Miyamoto wrote my code fool
Hot and I stay cool, Doc droppin' truth pills, grabbin' flag skills, taggin' finials
I rule, I'm the King still
Mushroom Kingdom, Power Up
I'm bigger than a big deal, look up
In the sky, so high
With his cape, so fly
He's a Super Guy
We all agree
It's a Me
It's a Me

It's a Me, plumber keeping it clean
Rated E, for everyone, I'm a G
cnd I'll always be, always be
Fun for the family

Peach, my girl, my Mario World
It seems you get kidnapped every year
cnd I don't care, I'll save you again
Cause when you call on me, I'm a gonna win
I got that mustache black, hat hair brown
Signature cap, with my overalls on
Wearing white gloves and leather shoes
When I jump three times, gotta say woohoo

To the Goombas - I'll stomp ya
Troopas - Bob-omb on top ya
Dry Bones, Hammer Bros - I'll Thwomp ya
Chain Chomp - Pow Block - drop all y'all

Fire Flower, blinky Star Power
Throw around Bowser, play me for hours
NES, SNES, N64, NGC, GB, VB, GBC, GBc, DS, 3DS
Wii to the Wii U, Switch to the Future
I'll always be Super, Press "On" and see
Nintendo, Mario
Nintendo, Mario
It's a Me

It's a Me (I'm a gonna win)
It's a Me