Paris To Southeast

(One) there's a colored pilot flying a airplane
So, he gets on this plane
You know, and it's about seventy-five to eighty people on the plane
He gets on the plane and he jumps up in the cockpit
And gets onto the intercom and he says, "Ladies and gentlemen"
He said, "This is the first colored pilot to ever fly the Pan-American Airline"
He says, "Hell," he says, "We gonna fly all over"
He said, "We gon' fly eighty thousand feet in the air"
He said, "Hell, we got plenty to eat on the damn plane"
He says, "Hell, we got black-eyed peas and neck bones"
He said, "We got chitlins with the instant hog maw sauce"
"We got instant collard greens, we got every damn thing"
"Hell, we got plenty to drink"
"Hell, we got wine, beer, whiskey, gin"
"Hell, we gon' smoke some weed, baby"
"Hell, we gon' smoke wild, honey, and we gon' snort some coke"
He said, "Hell, we gon' get high as the sky
If I ever get this mothafucka up off of the ground"